The last woman looks up, languid,
at the three moons hanging
in the sky, and thinks of fruit,
although she’s not seen an apple
for ten years. How strange to be
the last woman, she thinks,
you’d think I’d be extraordinary,
rather than simply the last.
She scratches her scalp, realises
that the bugs will outlast her,
for at least for a week or so.
She feels she should record thoughts,
have a sudden itch for poetry,
erupting like a wordy pimple.
But there would be no-one to read it,
should she drum out an elegy,
despite that superfluity of moons,
enough to drive a Wordsworth mad.
She decides to nap the species
into oblivion. The last woman yawns.

PS Cottier

The book of poems made up of those originally published on this blog, called Tuesday’s Child is Full, has received a couple of positive reviews recently; here and here. That’s at Compulsive Reader and The Canberra Times. Both like the humour, which is refreshing.

Some say they are machines for love
but there is nothing mechanical, nothing
electronic about that truffle nose
pushed into my leg, the translation
between species without the need for words.


PS Cottier

I think I would like to write a poetry collection entirely about dogs at some time. The poem above is really a kind of note towards a longer poem. I can’t imagine living without a dog, but then I am lucky enough to have a yard, and no hideous landlord making pet ownership difficult.

How Canberra 

Parking at the AIS, pink imps called to me, or rather, grey imps wearing pink floppy hats.  Gang-gangs opening gates in the sky. Walked to the pool, touching the bronze Guy Boyd woman poised on a plinth, the magic saint of all bad swimmers. Crawled through my twenty laps, more snail-stroke than free-style. Back to the car past groups of kids, past a well-known former athlete, past the memory of Covid marked by a discarded mask. Coffee at Tilley’s and more cockatoos, swinging below powerlines like avian punchlines, yellow fringes tickling the clouds.

PS Cottier

So a little translation for those who don’t live in Canberra; the AIS is the Australian Institute of Sport. Tilley’s is a venerable cafe in Lyneham, a suburb in the inner north of Canberra. And gang-gangs are a type of cockatoo. They are the faunal emblem of the Australian Capital Territory. An absolutely beautiful bird which can be seen quite frequently in Canberra, but which are overall becoming quite rare. Unlike the cocky in the photo.

Tuesday poem: Sandpit

May 4, 2023

So I wanted toy cars and trains, but was never given them. No matter, the boy over the road had plenty, and we’d construct paradises of zoom in his sandpit, trucks and cars jostling, even train carriages illicitly removed from inside model tracks. I remember once, sick with German measles, spotty as a Dalmatian, that a book about trains was lent to me, and I read the pictures, fever-driven, transplanted them to the sandpit by pure will, where my friend continued to build roads and water-marked tracks, temporary maps to a place where time stood still, and red vehicles bloomed.

PS Cottier

Poem: Plains-wanderer

April 3, 2023

Plains-wanderer
Pedionomus torquatus

Someone took a quail
and put it on a rack.
It hasn’t stopped being surprised,
and looks around comically,
this tiny survivor, this left-over,
balanced on gum-boot yellow legs.

Or perhaps it is shocked
by all the sheep, the cats, the fox,
the foul apparatus introduced
by recent arrivals, cockier
than any cockatoo?

Plains wanderer likes the quiet life;
endless stubbly land it punctuates
like a soft bracket.  Last of its kind,
all it needs is space unruffled,
except by herbs, and the female’s
russet red, blooming like a tiny sun,
as she calls to smaller moon of male.

PS Cottier

JJ Harrison, CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

This year I was lucky enough to see the Plains-wanderer in the wild, which is truly a unique bird. The female is much larger than the male in this species, a bit similar to some birds of prey. But it is a truly harmless bird, and it was quite moving to see it hiding in the grass.